H.K.G. Greased Monkey F1 Fem (3pk.) Very Limited
🛢️🍌 Greased Monkey – Feminized (3 Pack)
100% ORGANIC & 100% FIRE
Bred by: Hippie Krack Genetiks
Lineage: Critical Banana Kush (Greenhouse Seed Co.) × Fuel OG (Ripper Seeds
Type: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (60/40)
Gender: Feminized
THC: ~26%
CBD/CBG: Not available
Flowering Time: 56–63 days
Height: Medium
Yield: High
Stretch in Bloom: 3×
Grow Difficulty: Moderate
🌱 Grower’s Highlights
Bud Structure Uniform, rock-hard, dense flowers with light purple hues
Trichomes Thick white frost—ideal for extraction
Foliage Dark green leaves; extremely easy to trim
Support Needed Staking or netting recommended due to heavy flower weight
Training Techniques Topping, FIM, LST, super cropping all encouraged
Stretch Factor 3× stretch during bloom—plan for vertical space
Yield Potential High—especially with multiple tops and canopy management
🍌🧪 Aroma & Flavor Profile
Overripe Banana Sweet and funky tropical top note
Vanilla & Chemical Creamy undertone with sharp chem edge
Petroleum Funk Pungent fuel finish from Fuel OG lineage
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Aroma: Loud and layered—like banana pudding spilled in a mechanic’s garage
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Flavor: Sweet, greasy, and complex with a lingering fuel glaze
🌿 Terpene Breakdown
Myrcene Sedative, pain relief, earthy base
Caryophyllene Anti-inflammatory, stress relief, spicy warmth
Limonene Mood elevation, anti-anxiety, citrus brightness
Linalool Calming, muscle relaxation, floral softness
Humulene Appetite suppression, woody bitterness
💫 Effects & Medicinal Use
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Mental: Euphoric, focused, and creatively energized
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Physical: Relaxing body buzz with mild sedation
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Medicinal Benefits:
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Chronic pain and inflammation
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Stress and anxiety
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Appetite stimulation
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Muscle tension and fatigue
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Mood disorders
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🎯 Why Grow Greased Monkey?
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A fuel-forward banana hybrid with elite extraction potential
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Delivers rock-hard buds and high resin output
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Built for dense yields, bold aroma, and visual appeal
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Ideal for growers who want potency, flavor, and performance